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Fictional example, invented person, invented numbers

Broky Report · tone: Spicy

“Alex”, three hustles, two years

What happened

Dropshipping store (4 months), crypto signals group (7 months), faceless YouTube automation course (ongoing). Chosen from ads and a friend’s screenshot. Stopped after money ran low or the next opportunity appeared.

The receipts

Spent
€4,730
Earned
€310
Hours invested
~380
Net loss
€4,420

Guru tax

€2,180

Courses €1,490 · signals subscription €490 · “mentorship call” €200. Confirmed purchases only.

Brokest move

Renewing the signals subscription for a second quarter after it had already underperformed a savings account for the first one. Sunk cost

Patterns (with counterevidence)

  • Buying instead of executing. Three educational purchases, zero products shipped to a real customer. Counterevidence: the store did go live, execution wasn’t zero, distribution was.
  • No demand evidence before spending. First customer conversation: never. First ad spend: week one.

What we can’t conclude

Whether the store niche could have worked with distribution, traffic never reached significance. Unknowns stay unknowns; we don’t fill them with vibes. Evidence missing

Stop / Start / Keep

  • Stop: paying for certainty when what’s missing is evidence.
  • Start: three customer conversations before any spend over €50.
  • Keep: the bookkeeping habit, these receipts made this report possible.

Next-decision rule

“I don’t buy education until I’ve spent 10 hours using free material and talked to one person doing the real thing.”

You spent €2,180 learning that other people are good at selling courses. Congratulations, you now hold a master’s degree in being the customer.

Broky AG · Education and entertainment, not financial advice.