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The Flop Charts

Sellers print how much they made and three hand-picked success stories. They never print how many people bought and achieved nothing. This chart exists for the missing number: the denominator’s revenge.

Visitor-voted entries rank by failure votes and replace the fictional seat-warmers one by one. Votes are visitor opinions only, not our findings.

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  1. 01

    Crypto Wealth Accelerator PRO MAX

    Fictional seat-warmer

    1,497 · 8,214 fictional buyers · 98% achieved nothing

    The only thing accelerating was the checkout page.

  2. 02

    The 6-Figure Dropshipping Blueprint

    Fictional seat-warmer

    997 · 12,930 fictional buyers · 97% achieved nothing

    Six figures confirmed: the seller's, combined, from blueprints.

  3. 03

    Passive Income Empire in 30 Days

    Fictional seat-warmer

    749 · 9,877 fictional buyers · 97% achieved nothing

    Day 31 is famously not covered.

  4. 04

    Forex Signals Inner Circle VIP

    Fictional seat-warmer

    199 · 15,400 fictional buyers · 96% achieved nothing

    Very Important Payer.

  5. 05

    Faceless YouTube Cash Machine

    Fictional seat-warmer

    899 · 7,204 fictional buyers · 96% achieved nothing

    The channel stayed faceless. Also viewless.

  6. 06

    AI Side-Hustle Goldmine 2026

    Fictional seat-warmer

    649 · 11,542 fictional buyers · 95% achieved nothing

    The AI did all the work. For the seller's landing page.

  7. 07

    The Millionaire Morning Formula

    Fictional seat-warmer

    297 · 18,300 fictional buyers · 95% achieved nothing

    Waking at 5am transferred no money. Astonishing.

  8. 08

    Day Trading Like a Hedge Fund (From Your Phone)

    Fictional seat-warmer

    1,299 · 5,106 fictional buyers · 95% achieved nothing

    Hedge funds also lose money. So: delivered as promised.

  9. 09

    The Underground Amazon FBA Masterclass

    Fictional seat-warmer

    1,997 · 4,188 fictional buyers · 94% achieved nothing

    So underground the profits never surfaced.

  10. 10

    NFT Riches Rebooted

    Fictional seat-warmer

    549 · 3,900 fictional buyers · 94% achieved nothing

    The reboot also needed a reboot.

  11. 11

    High-Ticket Closing Secrets

    Fictional seat-warmer

    1,499 · 6,231 fictional buyers · 93% achieved nothing

    One high ticket was definitely closed. Yours.

  12. 12

    Print-on-Demand Profit Tsunami

    Fictional seat-warmer

    449 · 8,846 fictional buyers · 93% achieved nothing

    The demand part remained theoretical.

  13. 13

    The Manifest Money Method

    Fictional seat-warmer

    333 · 14,020 fictional buyers · 93% achieved nothing

    Money was manifested. Direction: outbound.

  14. 14

    Affiliate Commission Avalanche

    Fictional seat-warmer

    799 · 9,384 fictional buyers · 92% achieved nothing

    An avalanche is technically things going downhill fast.

  15. 15

    The Agency Owner Fast-Track

    Fictional seat-warmer

    2,499 · 2,870 fictional buyers · 92% achieved nothing

    You now own an agency the way a lanyard owns a conference.

  16. 16

    Options Income Autopilot

    Fictional seat-warmer

    1,199 · 4,451 fictional buyers · 91% achieved nothing

    The autopilot flew directly into the margin call.

  17. 17

    The Real Estate No-Money-Down System

    Fictional seat-warmer

    1,899 · 3,672 fictional buyers · 91% achieved nothing

    No money down, and it stayed down.

  18. 18

    The Digital Nomad Freedom Formula

    Fictional seat-warmer

    599 · 7,742 fictional buyers · 90% achieved nothing

    Freedom achieved: the money left for Bali without you.

  19. 19

    The Personal Brand Cashflow Course

    Fictional seat-warmer

    899 · 5,228 fictional buyers · 90% achieved nothing

    Your brand is now 'person who bought the course'.

  20. 20

    Course About Selling Courses (Meta Edition)

    Fictional seat-warmer

    2,997 · 1,943 fictional buyers · 89% achieved nothing

    Finally, an honest business model. For exactly one layer.

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